My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as read more

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.

But that your royal pleasure must be done,
This act is as an ancient tale new told,
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But that your royal pleasure must be done,
This act is as an ancient tale new told,
And in the last repeating troublesome,
Being urged at a time unreasonable.

A little public scandal is good once in a while. It takes the tension out of the news.

A little public scandal is good once in a while. It takes the tension out of the news.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Even doubtful accusations leave a stain behind them.

Even doubtful accusations leave a stain behind them.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked
about, and that is not being talked read more

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked
about, and that is not being talked about.

The way others treat you when you're there, is something to be considered.. but the way they respect you when read more

The way others treat you when you're there, is something to be considered.. but the way they respect you when you're not around is much more important.

That which is everybody's business is nobody's business.

That which is everybody's business is nobody's business.