The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of thirty, the character has set read more

It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of thirty, the character has set like plaster, and will never soften again.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

We get too soon old and too late smart. -Pennsylvania Dutch proverb.

We get too soon old and too late smart. -Pennsylvania Dutch proverb.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.