I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking read more

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Goths tend to be rather pacifistic, so to associate all Goths with violence because some of them are into heavy read more

Goths tend to be rather pacifistic, so to associate all Goths with violence because some of them are into heavy metal music is illogical. It makes just as much sense to reason like this: some nuns like soccer; violence sometimes occurs at soccer matches; therefore, nuns tend to be violent.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.