I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking read more

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

Ask ten goths what 'goth' means, and you'll get eleven different answers.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about read more

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.