...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how read more

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking read more

Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A large number of people looking silly doing the same things over and over.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about read more

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.