I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

...we, the goths, do know how death, depression, despair, grief, misery and sorrow feels.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to read more

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...

Goths tend to be rather pacifistic, so to associate all Goths with violence because some of them are into heavy read more

Goths tend to be rather pacifistic, so to associate all Goths with violence because some of them are into heavy metal music is illogical. It makes just as much sense to reason like this: some nuns like soccer; violence sometimes occurs at soccer matches; therefore, nuns tend to be violent.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with read more

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about read more

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.