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Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.
Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.
POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to read more
POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else
Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain.
All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain.
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.
