Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain.

All philosophy lies in two words, sustain and abstain.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else