Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

Abstinence is the surety of temperance

Abstinence is the surety of temperance

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

Why have a cake if I can't eat it?

Why have a cake if I can't eat it?