POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.
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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.
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Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else
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If a man earnestly seeks a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from animal food.
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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
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Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
