POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.
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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Abstinence is the surety of temperance
Abstinence is the surety of temperance
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Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.
Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.
Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.
Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.
Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
