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POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to read more
POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.
Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
Why have a cake if I can't eat it?
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.
Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.
Abstinence is easier than temperance
Abstinence is easier than temperance
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
Abstinence is the surety of temperance
Abstinence is the surety of temperance
We all know there is blood in meat
(USDA hearings in Senate Ag committee).
We all know there is blood in meat
(USDA hearings in Senate Ag committee).
