To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand read more

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.

There are three wicks you know to the lamp of a man's life:
brain, blood, and breath. Press the read more

There are three wicks you know to the lamp of a man's life:
brain, blood, and breath. Press the brain a little, its light
goes out, followed by both the others. Stop the heart a minute,
and out go all three of the wicks. Choke the air out of the
lungs, and presently the fluid ceases to supply the other centres
of flame, and all is soon stagnation, cold, and darkness.

He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything. -Arabian Proverb.

He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything. -Arabian Proverb.

Gold that buys health can never be ill spent,
Nor hours laid out in harmless merriment.

Gold that buys health can never be ill spent,
Nor hours laid out in harmless merriment.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.

I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.

Health consists with Temperance alone.

Health consists with Temperance alone.

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger
She was sued by Amarillo cattle ranchers for saying: I'm stopped. I'll never read more

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger
She was sued by Amarillo cattle ranchers for saying: I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger and she won.