Stephen Fry Quote, Home Quote : Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them....

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Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

by Stephen Fry Found in Home Quotes,

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Home is home, though it be never so homely.

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My whinstone house my castle is,
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A house is not a home.

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The house is a castle which the King cannot enter.

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Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.

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Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to

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The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and read more

The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.