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In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home read more
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny read more
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
