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Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny read more
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home read more
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.