Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny read more

A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization

Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.

Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.

In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.