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    Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
    before he did kid soldiers terminate.
    Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
    about how many died in the last fortnight.

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It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect read more

It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.

by Percy Johnston Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

by Terry Gilliam Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

by Luigi Pirandello Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

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Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on read more

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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