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    Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread. When
    the judgement day comes, God will find six crumbs. Stooping by the coffin
    lid waiting for something to rise as the something's always did. Imagine
    His surprise, bellowing above the general noise, "Where is Effie? She
    was dead." Back to God in a tiny voice: "My name's Maybe."
    The first crumb said. The number two crumb picked up the song.
    "Might, I'm called. I've done no wrong." Cried the third crumb,
    "I am Should. Here's our little brother Could and my big sister
    Would. Don't punish us for we've been good." And the last crumb, with
    some shame, whispered unto God, "My name is Must and with the others,
    we've been Effie, who isn't alive and never was. Cross the threshold have
    no dread. Lift the sheet back in this way.

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Loving people live in a loving world. Hostile people live in a hostile
world. Same world.

Loving people live in a loving world. Hostile people live in a hostile
world. Same world.

by Wayne Dyer Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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And life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.

And life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.

by Grandma Moses Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

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When fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start
doing it right away.

When fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start
doing it right away.

by Stewart Brand Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth.

Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth.

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My appointed work is to awaken the divine nature that is within.

My appointed work is to awaken the divine nature that is within.

by Pilgrims Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed.

by Virginia Ostman Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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We are not responsible for every thought that goes wandering through
our mind. We are, however, responsible for the ones read more

We are not responsible for every thought that goes wandering through
our mind. We are, however, responsible for the ones we hold there. We're
especially responsible for the one's we put there.

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Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to
get it.

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to
get it.

by Don Herold Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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