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    Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread. When
    the judgement day comes, God will find six crumbs. Stooping by the coffin
    lid waiting for something to rise as the something's always did. Imagine
    His surprise, bellowing above the general noise, "Where is Effie? She
    was dead." Back to God in a tiny voice: "My name's Maybe."
    The first crumb said. The number two crumb picked up the song.
    "Might, I'm called. I've done no wrong." Cried the third crumb,
    "I am Should. Here's our little brother Could and my big sister
    Would. Don't punish us for we've been good." And the last crumb, with
    some shame, whispered unto God, "My name is Must and with the others,
    we've been Effie, who isn't alive and never was. Cross the threshold have
    no dread. Lift the sheet back in this way.

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You know you've achieved perfection in design,
Not when you have nothing more to add,
But when you have read more

You know you've achieved perfection in design,
Not when you have nothing more to add,
But when you have nothing more to take away.

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The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then marry him.

The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then marry him.

by Cher Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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You never suffer from a money problem, you always suffer from an idea
problem.

You never suffer from a money problem, you always suffer from an idea
problem.

by Robert Schuller Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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All things are difficult before they are easy.

All things are difficult before they are easy.

by John Norley Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Now the Name of Jesus is a concrete and powerful means of transforming men and women into their hidden, innermost read more

Now the Name of Jesus is a concrete and powerful means of transforming men and women into their hidden, innermost utmost reality.

by Bible Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.

Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.

by Warren Buffet Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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But the effort, the effort! And as the marrow is eaten out of a man's bones and the soul out read more

But the effort, the effort! And as the marrow is eaten out of a man's bones and the soul out of his belly, contending with the strange rapacity of savage life, the lower stage of creation, he cannot make the effort any more.

by D. H. Lawrence Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can
get with just a kind word.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can
get with just a kind word.

by Willie Sutton Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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