Success is doing what you want to do, when you want, where you want,
with whom you want, as much read more

Success is doing what you want to do, when you want, where you want,
with whom you want, as much as you want.

He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.

He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they
think laughable.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they
think laughable.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything read more

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,
you see, humor is truth.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not
yet learned how to win.

There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not
yet learned how to win.

All man's miseries derive from not being able to sit quietly in a room
alone.

All man's miseries derive from not being able to sit quietly in a room
alone.

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our
controls.

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our
controls.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.