I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all
others.

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all
others.

Hope is the parent of faith.

Hope is the parent of faith.

That person proves his worth who can make us want to listen when he is with us and think when read more

That person proves his worth who can make us want to listen when he is with us and think when he is gone.

Have no fear of perfection-you'll never reach it.

Have no fear of perfection-you'll never reach it.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.

The greatest obstacle to progress is prejudice.

The greatest obstacle to progress is prejudice.

I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are
the gift of fortune, while character comes read more

I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are
the gift of fortune, while character comes from within.