A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.

Round numbers are always false.

Round numbers are always false.

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.

Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause read more

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.

Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.

Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.

Statisticians probably do it

Statisticians probably do it