Evan Esar

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.