I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

They shared the chores of living as some couples do--she did most of the work and he appreciated it.

They shared the chores of living as some couples do--she did most of the work and he appreciated it.

The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's read more

The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number--a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance