If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't read more

When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you...it's overwhelming.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever