If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't read more

When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you...it's overwhelming.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people read more

Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.