A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, read more

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'

There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual read more

There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment.

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I read more

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... read more

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all read more

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, All the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, Everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense.