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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

by Robert A. Heinlein Found in: Dating Quotes,
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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

by George Brett Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

by Murphy's Laws Of Sex Found in: Dating Quotes,
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I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

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The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

by Leonardo Dicaprio Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

by Bible Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Stolen kisses are always sweetest

Stolen kisses are always sweetest

by Leigh Hunt Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

by Guy De Maupassant Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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