18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous.

What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die; either expression is used.

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die; either expression is used.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.