This is the last of earth! I am content.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die; either expression is used.

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die; either expression is used.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?