And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la read more

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la derniere fois.]

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

All my possessions for a moment of time

All my possessions for a moment of time

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

Drink to me.

Drink to me.