18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.

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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.