18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la read more

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la derniere fois.]

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.