Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it around like marmelade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it around like marmelade.

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.

Everybody knows how to love but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

Everybody knows how to love but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.

How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it.

How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it.

Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.

Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.