A gentleman is often seen, but very seldom heard to laugh.

A gentleman is often seen, but very seldom heard to laugh.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.

A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.

A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it around like marmelade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it around like marmelade.

And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep.

And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep.

She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

He laughs best who laughs last.

He laughs best who laughs last.