You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Every violation of truth is not only a sort of suicide in the liar, but is a stab at the read more

Every violation of truth is not only a sort of suicide in the liar, but is a stab at the health of human society.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

Lies that build are better than truths that destroy.

A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.

A lie can run around the world before the truth can get it's boots on.

Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all read more

Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.

No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.

No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.