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I hate women because they always know where things are.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
Love is blind, friendship closes its eyes.
Love is blind, friendship closes its eyes.
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best read more
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it.
Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it.
