Think not I am what I appear.

Think not I am what I appear.

All, as they say, that glitters is not gold.

All, as they say, that glitters is not gold.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day read more

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most.

People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most.

Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a read more

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.