If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country.

The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country.

People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most.

People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

Do not hold everything as gold which shines like gold.

Do not hold everything as gold which shines like gold.

By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.

By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.

As large as life, and twice as natural.

As large as life, and twice as natural.

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, read more

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

A blond in a red dress can do without introductions -- but not without a bodyguard.

A blond in a red dress can do without introductions -- but not without a bodyguard.