There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline.

There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline.

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.

Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream.

Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream.

Gloomy as night he stands.

Gloomy as night he stands.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.