It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they didn't commit any crimes, so read more

It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths.

I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.

I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.

It's the only time of year I wish I was back in the pro shop. I probably have 100 outstanding read more

It's the only time of year I wish I was back in the pro shop. I probably have 100 outstanding lessons.

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money.

If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money.

I just wrote 'Merry Christmas John' on my balloon. I love the Beatles and especially John Lennon. My mom and read more

I just wrote 'Merry Christmas John' on my balloon. I love the Beatles and especially John Lennon. My mom and dad let me take the day off school to come here.

I would tell you that I think it was very loose.

I would tell you that I think it was very loose.

We did an OK job, but I wouldn't go so far as to say we played our best game. We'll read more

We did an OK job, but I wouldn't go so far as to say we played our best game. We'll have to play much better in the second round in order to win.

I'm not necessarily a slut, but I could be if I wanted to.

I'm not necessarily a slut, but I could be if I wanted to.