I just hope if any of those folks are illegal that they realize there are millions that immigrate properly and read more

I just hope if any of those folks are illegal that they realize there are millions that immigrate properly and legally and they don't have to protest.

If everything's under control, you're going too slow.

If everything's under control, you're going too slow.

After I saved some money, I quit work and went to a local college.

After I saved some money, I quit work and went to a local college.

There's a need for accepting responsibility - for a person's life and making choices that are not just ones for read more

There's a need for accepting responsibility - for a person's life and making choices that are not just ones for immediate short-term comfort. You need to make an investment, and the investment is in health and education.

I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

A drummer is usually like the backbone.

A drummer is usually like the backbone.

Newman, with his clipped mustache and his whiskey-coated growl and his steely self-assurance, is an aristocrat of sleaze.

Newman, with his clipped mustache and his whiskey-coated growl and his steely self-assurance, is an aristocrat of sleaze.

I cannot name any programs that will be cut. In fact, we did not focus on that.

I cannot name any programs that will be cut. In fact, we did not focus on that.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.