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We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna read more

We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna sandwiches, that saved half a million dollars a year.

by Joe Arpaio Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There is a director who should make 'Silver Surfer' — he is mentally committed to it.

There is a director who should make 'Silver Surfer' — he is mentally committed to it.

by Avi Arad Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The goalkeeper thought Tony was going to shoot, and he stayed on his line. He passed instead, which gave me read more

The goalkeeper thought Tony was going to shoot, and he stayed on his line. He passed instead, which gave me a pretty easy shot. I got it in, which was huge for us. We really needed to win this game.

by Jose Arango Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The challenge will be to get the big corporate customers giving them their business, but it might be difficult in read more

The challenge will be to get the big corporate customers giving them their business, but it might be difficult in reality.

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I'm relieved knowing the baby is back and relieved that [the suspect] is behind bars.

I'm relieved knowing the baby is back and relieved that [the suspect] is behind bars.

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My parents are trying to not show their emotions, but I know they're getting really excited.

My parents are trying to not show their emotions, but I know they're getting really excited.

by Derek Abney Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The quarterback is really good; he does some good stuff without a doubt.

The quarterback is really good; he does some good stuff without a doubt.

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This is all very frustrating,

This is all very frustrating,

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I just slipped. It was a little wet, and I couldn't dig in. But, I should have made the play.

I just slipped. It was a little wet, and I couldn't dig in. But, I should have made the play.

by James Adkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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