It’s risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even read more

It’s risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

When one kicks over a tea table and smashes everything but the sugar bowl, one may as well pick that read more

When one kicks over a tea table and smashes everything but the sugar bowl, one may as well pick that up and drop it on the bricks, don't you think?

We just got hot. We were really in trouble in the second quarter. They had us on the ropes. Our read more

We just got hot. We were really in trouble in the second quarter. They had us on the ropes. Our subs came in and did a good job to hold it close until halftime.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

We are certainly encouraging conservation of fuel, at this point, ... We are not at a panic stage at this read more

We are certainly encouraging conservation of fuel, at this point, ... We are not at a panic stage at this point but we need to be smart.

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year

I kept thinking to myself that we had just one last week.

I kept thinking to myself that we had just one last week.

I like to mumble when I act, 'cause I think it's more realistic. For some reason, the impediment has given read more

I like to mumble when I act, 'cause I think it's more realistic. For some reason, the impediment has given me the accent of a Mexican gangster.

I probably use it seven days a week.

I probably use it seven days a week.