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    My mom still eats meat. I will encourage her when it's appropriate to not eat meat. In fact, when we sit down at a table to eat, I don't hesitate to tell her how gross eating meat seems just as often as she nags me about my driving when we are in a car together.

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I rise long before day and work till nightfall, when I take a walk and go to bed.

I rise long before day and work till nightfall, when I take a walk and go to bed.

by John Audubon Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

by Jeff Agoos Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I always, always hated it, ... but I was always the only kid on the team who could do it. read more

I always, always hated it, ... but I was always the only kid on the team who could do it. So my coaches always told me, 'Well, if you can snap, go over to the side and practice a little bit,' and literally I was always the only guy who could do it. So I did it in pee wee, midget, junior high school, high school, college. My goal when I came in the league was to play one 'Monday Night Football' game. Now, I've played 10 seasons, and I've got four kids at home and I can hardly stay awake to watch a 'Monday Night Football' game.

by Ethan Albright Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He's been working hard over the winter.

He's been working hard over the winter.

by Aaron Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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That's what everybody in the country wants to see.

That's what everybody in the country wants to see.

by Duane Akina Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I think that would have been a fair criticism that would have had more weight if it came a month read more

I think that would have been a fair criticism that would have had more weight if it came a month ago.

by Lenny Alcivar Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I've never seen him there.

I've never seen him there.

by David Appel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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To suck it up and do what I did means a lot more than when I was 40th on the read more

To suck it up and do what I did means a lot more than when I was 40th on the money list and everybody was telling you how great you are,

by Billy Andrade Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He passed it onto his sister who is my wife and now it's in my house.

He passed it onto his sister who is my wife and now it's in my house.

by Kevin Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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