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    Our advertising guidelines are such that Lowe's chooses not to advertise in controversial programming, including programming with gratuitous sex and violence.

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I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the read more

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

by Gracie Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We believe that there is consumer demand for energy efficient homes, these classes will give contractors the tools to meet read more

We believe that there is consumer demand for energy efficient homes, these classes will give contractors the tools to meet that demand.

by Kurt Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and read more

There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and it will break. The best method is to wait and see the bird in full strut. If his fan (tail feathers) form an even-edged circle, then he's mature. If there are shorter feathers on the edges of the fan with taller feathers in the middle, then it's a jake.

by James Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I can't believe a 14:37 won $1,000,

I can't believe a 14:37 won $1,000,

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Every stroke counts. We've played well but there's room for improvement. I'm sure we'll play a little worse at times read more

Every stroke counts. We've played well but there's room for improvement. I'm sure we'll play a little worse at times and a little better at times. We want everyone to put it together on the same day.

by Brad Andera Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the read more

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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The London attack is one of the attacks that al Qaeda ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, read more

The London attack is one of the attacks that al Qaeda ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, British arrogance, the aggression of the crusader British against the Muslim nation for over a hundred years.

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It's really hard to find corners with that physical nature to them.

It's really hard to find corners with that physical nature to them.

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