I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going read more

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

We want to emphasize that a large earthquake such as 1906 is not just a San Francisco quake, but a read more

We want to emphasize that a large earthquake such as 1906 is not just a San Francisco quake, but a Northern California earthquake. Earthquakes greater than magnitude 7 are going to cause intense shaking over a large area — everyone needs to be prepared.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

I hope that the School Board will see the wisdom of providing bus monitors, at least for all buses transporting read more

I hope that the School Board will see the wisdom of providing bus monitors, at least for all buses transporting elementary school students.

We don't want to pinch, ... We want to make a circle.

We don't want to pinch, ... We want to make a circle.

In short, all things that please the natural man in this world, are, to a true Christian, only so many read more

In short, all things that please the natural man in this world, are, to a true Christian, only so many crosses and temptations, allurements of sin and snares of death, that continually exercise his virtue.

We definitely don't believe that this was an accident.

We definitely don't believe that this was an accident.

Ultimately we think she'll be exonerated.

Ultimately we think she'll be exonerated.

We don't know how they live, where they go, how many of them there are.

We don't know how they live, where they go, how many of them there are.