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    A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

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[The disaster in New Orleans] is not an act of god, ... This is an act of man. The federal read more

[The disaster in New Orleans] is not an act of god, ... This is an act of man. The federal government refused to spend the money to improve the levees.

by Benigno Aguirre Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It is curiosity, quite right-a divine curiosity. A characteristic of the gods is curiosity.

It is curiosity, quite right-a divine curiosity. A characteristic of the gods is curiosity.

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We were within one offense touchdown in the first half. It was just a matter of them wearing us out read more

We were within one offense touchdown in the first half. It was just a matter of them wearing us out -- outsized and outspeed.

by Dave Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He spent hours and hours sifting through different sites.

He spent hours and hours sifting through different sites.

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We actually started having meetings yesterday morning.

We actually started having meetings yesterday morning.

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I've heard people in support, strongly in support, and I've heard people that say if we go back into special read more

I've heard people in support, strongly in support, and I've heard people that say if we go back into special session, they're going to be down on the Capitol steps telling us to get out of there!

by Joe Atkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Quite a number of observers have commented on my coolness during various riotous concerts which I performed at during those read more

Quite a number of observers have commented on my coolness during various riotous concerts which I performed at during those first tumultuous years of the armistice between World War I and World War II. The reason is very simple: I was armed.

by George Antheil Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have read more

In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie, socks, pants and tails. Your other clothes are soaking wet.

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