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    Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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What exactly HAS the military done to get to the bottom of this? They launched an investigation that lasted, apparently, read more

What exactly HAS the military done to get to the bottom of this? They launched an investigation that lasted, apparently, a matter of hours. And now they tell us there's nothing they can do, and nothing they're going to do, about the outright racist abuse of Muslims by U.S. troops.

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Les Miserables. I never read the book before, but when I read this script it was so outstanding, so brilliant, read more

Les Miserables. I never read the book before, but when I read this script it was so outstanding, so brilliant, I wanted to make it.

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Time out for tack,

Time out for tack,

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The kids really played well. They were focused from the start. We couldn't have won the game without any one read more

The kids really played well. They were focused from the start. We couldn't have won the game without any one player out there.

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Alternate heating sources seems to be a hot item this year.

Alternate heating sources seems to be a hot item this year.

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Look at you. You made a hole-in-one.

Look at you. You made a hole-in-one.

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was invited and agreed to administer the oath.

was invited and agreed to administer the oath.

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I ran there and when I got there, there were four or five boats looking in the water. I didn't read more

I ran there and when I got there, there were four or five boats looking in the water. I didn't see anybody that looked like survivors. I didn't see anybody at all.

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There is a whole host of applications that need to know user data. A lot of programmers want to know read more

There is a whole host of applications that need to know user data. A lot of programmers want to know about users without having to reinvent the wheel each time. The applications are better off having access to the user information.

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