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    It's looking like more of an electrical issue, but we are still waiting for the official word from the state fire marshal.

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I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

by David Arquette Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There is a situation of chaos in the military line of command.

There is a situation of chaos in the military line of command.

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If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end read more

If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, then ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They are ranked No. 1 for a good reason,

They are ranked No. 1 for a good reason,

by Gene Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It was a bull moose, walking right through town. I had been to Alaska before, and I've seen moose, but read more

It was a bull moose, walking right through town. I had been to Alaska before, and I've seen moose, but that was a hell of a deal. That's not something you see on your average recruiting trip.

by Dave Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.

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They want to have their pasta, but they're willing to eat a sensible portion with lots of vegetables.

They want to have their pasta, but they're willing to eat a sensible portion with lots of vegetables.

by Keith Ayoob Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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That is the behavior people take under the pressure of survival, ... This is misconstrued as looting, as thievery.

That is the behavior people take under the pressure of survival, ... This is misconstrued as looting, as thievery.

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Apparently he is close friends with some people. We don't care. That doesn't factor into what we do. He was read more

Apparently he is close friends with some people. We don't care. That doesn't factor into what we do. He was selling drugs. If you're selling drugs you're going to jail.

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