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    yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

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We had a couple 70-degree days.

We had a couple 70-degree days.

by Joe Altman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never read more

Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.

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I like letting people in on the process. When we did a speed-dating scene, we hired all these hilarious women read more

I like letting people in on the process. When we did a speed-dating scene, we hired all these hilarious women ... and let them go off on Steve. ... If something's funny, I hate for it to just sit in a basement.

by Judd Apatow Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We recruited some really good talent, so it's just a matter of those guys coming in, learning the system and read more

We recruited some really good talent, so it's just a matter of those guys coming in, learning the system and playing up to their capabilities. We'll need all of those guys ready to go.

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You've got to have two out of three if you want to compete in this conference. But, as far as read more

You've got to have two out of three if you want to compete in this conference. But, as far as talent goes, we should've swept them.

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Historically, a La Nina that forms in spring has a tendency for most of Illinois to be dry.

Historically, a La Nina that forms in spring has a tendency for most of Illinois to be dry.

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You can't run around a guy that's 355 pounds. There's no key to getting around 'Mean' Max.

You can't run around a guy that's 355 pounds. There's no key to getting around 'Mean' Max.

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no doubt the new wave [of attacks] in Palestine will soon wipe off this disgraceful blot from the face of read more

no doubt the new wave [of attacks] in Palestine will soon wipe off this disgraceful blot from the face of the Islamic world.

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In a lot of cases, you can't make the assumption that mom and pops are going to be the problem, read more

In a lot of cases, you can't make the assumption that mom and pops are going to be the problem, because the larger companies tend to have a lot of automation.

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