[Aziz's patrol continues on past one of the two main mosques in Karmah. Over the past few days, the Iraqi read more

[Aziz's patrol continues on past one of the two main mosques in Karmah. Over the past few days, the Iraqi soldiers have told the Marines what the imams have blasted over loudspeakers—calls to rise up and attack the Americans. But, under strict orders, the Marines may not enter mosques or schools. They don't like it.] What I'd give to be able to look in there, ... You know they're hiding something.

Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers

Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers

I was a little country hick boy.

I was a little country hick boy.

I figured maybe it was some sort of a surprise celebration for our new Teacher of the Year.

I figured maybe it was some sort of a surprise celebration for our new Teacher of the Year.

[University Police Officer Mark Allen said it was a typical football weekend.] It doesn't appear there were any serious injuries, read more

[University Police Officer Mark Allen said it was a typical football weekend.] It doesn't appear there were any serious injuries, ... Everything went smoothly for a Penn State football weekend.

I keep my fingers crossed because still nothing is accepted,

I keep my fingers crossed because still nothing is accepted,

We introduced a new category in this year's competition, which is for the window which is (decorated) the most fun.

We introduced a new category in this year's competition, which is for the window which is (decorated) the most fun.

Shooting 34 percent in the state basketball tournament, I don't think you're going to win a lot of games.

Shooting 34 percent in the state basketball tournament, I don't think you're going to win a lot of games.

I like letting people in on the process. When we did a speed-dating scene, we hired all these hilarious women read more

I like letting people in on the process. When we did a speed-dating scene, we hired all these hilarious women ... and let them go off on Steve. ... If something's funny, I hate for it to just sit in a basement.