I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

That would be an unbelievable, fantastic run for both teams [to win titles], but I think it would be unbelievable read more

That would be an unbelievable, fantastic run for both teams [to win titles], but I think it would be unbelievable for the fans. They'd go from basketball to hockey, basketball to hockey. They're going to be pretty busy.

Compare the cinema with theatre. Both are dramatic arts. Theatre brings actors before a public and every night during the read more

Compare the cinema with theatre. Both are dramatic arts. Theatre brings actors before a public and every night during the season they re-enact the same drama. Deep in the nature of theatre is a sense of ritual. The cinema, by contrast, transports its audience individually, singly, out of the theatre towards the unknown.

Brooke might tell a different story, but I've always loved the water.

Brooke might tell a different story, but I've always loved the water.

A car crash harnesses elements of eroticism, aggression, desire, speed, drama, kinesthetic factors, the stylizing of motion, consumer goods, status read more

A car crash harnesses elements of eroticism, aggression, desire, speed, drama, kinesthetic factors, the stylizing of motion, consumer goods, status -- all these in one event. I myself see the car crash as a tremendous sexual event really: a liberation of human and machine libido (if there is such a thing).

I don't know why he chose to post that. There was sufficient food and water in that hospital for at read more

I don't know why he chose to post that. There was sufficient food and water in that hospital for at least another four days when we evacuated.

We've been creating chances but haven't been finishing. It's such a tough district this year. It's going to be a read more

We've been creating chances but haven't been finishing. It's such a tough district this year. It's going to be a fight to the end.

I think it's just something to mislead the jury. And I don't think there's a problem anyway, because very few read more

I think it's just something to mislead the jury. And I don't think there's a problem anyway, because very few juries ever acquit.

We're at a critical time in the debate and we want the American public to receive a positive message. We read more

We're at a critical time in the debate and we want the American public to receive a positive message. We don't want to do anything to create a backlash.