We had three chances to win the ballgame, and we blew all three of them,

We had three chances to win the ballgame, and we blew all three of them,

I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime read more

I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime I am aware that no man living knows better than I do the habits of our birds.

My only rivalry is with my brother. He plays a lot now. He's getting a lot better. But I still read more

My only rivalry is with my brother. He plays a lot now. He's getting a lot better. But I still like to take care of business against him.

We've got to go [back to the moon]. But we don't want to stay too long. ... The ultimate goal read more

We've got to go [back to the moon]. But we don't want to stay too long. ... The ultimate goal is Mars.

If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs read more

If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.

Please provide the date of your death.
(From An IRS Letter)

Please provide the date of your death.
(From An IRS Letter)

We've been talking about a garage sale and we talked about what we could send them, ... Then we thought read more

We've been talking about a garage sale and we talked about what we could send them, ... Then we thought why not have a garage sale and just send them the money, it would be faster and they could buy whatever they really need.

master of the art of lovemaking.

master of the art of lovemaking.

. . . the great thing to learn about life is, first, not to do what you don't want to read more

. . . the great thing to learn about life is, first, not to do what you don't want to do, and, second, to do what you do want to do.