It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away.

It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away.

The most exciting part with respect to this [announcement] is that Fujitsu Transaction Solutions is a major player with major read more

The most exciting part with respect to this [announcement] is that Fujitsu Transaction Solutions is a major player with major retailer customers, and we're very pleased to be selected as the reader provider.

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.

She had neither seen it nor knew anything about the notices,

She had neither seen it nor knew anything about the notices,

She's a jailhouse snitch who stole my client's stuff.

She's a jailhouse snitch who stole my client's stuff.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks. - The Importance read more

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks. - The Importance of Living, 1937.

I think we just royally confused some winter campers.

I think we just royally confused some winter campers.

There is mold in the classroom. The heating and AC units leak. I have seen teachers have to move students read more

There is mold in the classroom. The heating and AC units leak. I have seen teachers have to move students out of the way because the AC unit is leaking on one side of the class. I saw a teacher move a row of kids over because water was leaking on one side of the room.

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You can always buy her back again.

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You can always buy her back again.